Idaho Politics: Column
Larry Craig and the Code of the West
By Jill Kuraitis, 10-17-07
Be glad you’re not Sen. Larry Craig’s public relations consultant today. If it was her idea to let NBC’s Matt Lauer interview Craig and his wife for an hour on national television, he’s due a refund.
The stunning miscalculation that more exposure for Craig would “set the record straight” defies common sense. It’s that when-you’re-in-a-hole-stop-digging thing.
Craig’s unctuous speaking style was on display for a whole hour, making a predictable over-rehearsed impression. It was two hours for those of us in Boise who first watched an hour of KTVB’s anchor Mark Johnson interview Craig with mostly softball questions, which also didn’t help Craig. Obvious is obvious.
Several times, Craig asked himself his own questions and then answered them, an old trick which guarantees you’ll be asked the questions you prefer. He repeated key phrases and themes: “Resigning would be the easy way out” “My dad taught me you never give up” which elicited groans from a group of citizens both Republican and Democrat, who were watching the interview at KIVI Channel 6, the ABC affiliate in Boise.
Craig’s insistence that the Minneapolis airport cop and the whole situation intimidated him into making bad decisions particularly bothers me. I know teenagers who have handled police encounters with more reason. Certainly adults know you never to plead to anything or say anything without a lawyer, even if you’re innocent. It’s something we teach our kids, for crying out loud. Certainly we should expect that a United States senator would handle himself with at least that much savvy and backbone.
Questioning Craig about his reversals regarding resigning his Senate seat, Johnson asked him if he was a “man of his word” – probably the issue of most concern to Idaho voters. “I don’t want to play a semantic game at all, Mark,” said Craig, who then played one anyway. Asked the same question by Lauer, Craig said, “It’s not a matter of being dishonest; it was that circumstances had shifted.”
But most telling was Craig’s relentless emphasis on saving himself and his reputation. He maintained that not resigning was best for Idaho, citing his seniority and committee seats and the millions of dollars he said he could bring home – forgetting to mention the that he’s lost his powerful assignments, making his point moot. He refused to acknowledge that he’s put Idaho on the ridicule radar. His apologies to Idaho contrasted with his “You know what? I’m staying” attitude make his words bogus. And his repeated use of the phrase, “I’m in the middle of an unprecedented media firestorm” show an inflated sense of self-importance which still has the power to shock.
“Unprecedented?” Compared to what - Nixon’s resignation? The murder of JFK? September 11?
No matter how many of the Craigs’ friends have offered their support and how many strangers hug Suzanne Craig in grocery stores, they should be smart enough to know that a close bubble of support doesn’t translate to a majority attitude.
Let’s remember what’s important about the Craig debacle – the truth. He didn’t tell the truth straight out, plain-like, and take his lumps. He didn’t say, “My bad. Gotta problem, going to resign to take care of it, I’m very sorry, thank you Idaho and God Bless America” – which would have led to a lot of forgiveness. If he is innocent, he could have said, “Made a mistake to plead guilty. Silly of me. I’m very sorry…” etc. He didn’t resign when he said he would. Instead he’s played the victim, ad nauseum.
So we’ll never know the Truth truth. Only, as Stephen Colbert would say, the truthiness.
Craig calls Idaho home, and keeping your word and taking things like a man are part of the code of the West. The right thing is for him to hang up his boots.
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Here's the scene I wanted to see last night:
"Senator, if there really was no basis for the accusation, and you were in that restroom for its intended purpose, how can you possibly have us believe that you would have anything to be so embarrassed about that you'd try to keep this secret for weeks? I mean, you ran through the signals like a pro. One of them would be obviously dismissed. You might get lucky with two. But three in a row? Toe-tapping, sliding your foot into the next stall, and then the hand under the divider? Do you take us all for idiots, or what?"
Then when Craig recites his rehearsed schtick, Matt Lauer gets up, ripping the lavalier mike off his suit jacket and says, "that's it, we're done. This interview is over. I'm not going to sit here and listen to this nonsense another minute."
I think he dug himself in waaaay deeper with the very staged, make-me-seem human, TP-on-the shoe story. For one thing, this seemed to be a possible reversal of his earlier story about picking up a piece of paper off the floor. He didn't say anything earlier about it being TP stuck to his shoe.
And if it WAS on his shoe, wouldn't he slide his foot farther into his stall to remove it, rather than into the next guy's stall? Huh?
Sorry, Sen. Craig, we're not buying it. I don't think Matt Lauer was, either.
"I see you're a U.S. Senator."
"Yeah, what do you think about that?"
Just the most casual, offhand comment that had nothing whatsoever to do with an attempt to assert rank or privilege.
Surprise, surprise, surprise, they didn't treat a U.S. Senator any better or worse than anyone else caught trolling.
Where was Craig's gate in relation to the bathroom? In other words, did it make sense for him to be in that bathroom or was it out of his way?
Isn't it true that a season traveller does everthing in their power to never have to use an airport or airplane restroom for anything other than a quick pee? Why would an experienced traveller like Craig make the tactical error of having to drop em in a crummy airport bathroom?
What are the odds of a US Senator who has been accused of same sex shenanigans actually getting busted for same behavior in a bathroom sting?
Wouldn't a truly innocent man have exploded at being accused of such tawdry behavior and demanded an opportunity to clear his name?
Just wondering...
http://blog.nola.com/times-picayune/2007/10/difatta_twice_detained_in_lewd.html
Is there any way he can dig himself deeper still?
I have to say I felt really sorry for his wife during the interview,very uncomfortable body language there.
Again, Craig and everyone else should be free to do as they please, but not to do it a public place potentially in the presence of underage boys and not to lie about it (or lie about the justification for an unwise and catastrophic war or about no-bid contracts since one lie begets another).
You might be interested in this article on one of the most aggressive of Larry Craig's fellow "family values conservatives" and how his private life also does not match practically anything that he was supposed to stand for...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/21/AR2007102101643.html?nav=hcmodule&sub=new