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In Search of a Home Equity Loan: Discrimination in Three Manufactured Pieces


By Joan Opyr, 11-07-05

 
 

My partner and I own a 2800 square foot home on ten acres in Northern Idaho. We live half a mile off the main road, at the end of a long gravel drive. The view from our front windows is pristine, one-hundred and eighty degrees of mountains, trees, and abundant wildlife. We have central heat (propane), lapped siding, a forty-pound snowload roof, a covered thirty-foot porch, and a lattice-work patio. This is a good-looking house on a firm foundation, and we're lucky enough to have more than fifty thousand dollars in accrued equity.

We also, unfortunately, have a wicked stack of high-interest credit cards, and so we're looking to turn that home equity into a home equity loan. As of thirty days ago, my partner's Equifax credit rating was 830; my own was a starving artist's 719. We have never missed a payment, declared bankruptcy, had a car repossessed, or been convicted of a felony. Getting a home equity loan should be, in the words of Austin Powers' father, easy peasy lemon squeezy. But it isn't. Why? Because our home is not "stick built." It arrived in three pieces from a factory in Yakima, Washington.

This makes it a manufactured home, or what some prefer to call a modular. Our home is built to federal HUD standards, which are, in fact, higher than local building standards. Our exterior walls are 2X6, sixteen-inches on center; our interior walls 2X4, sixteen-inches on center. We have permanent foundation. Interior walls are half-inch sheetrock; interior ceilings are five-eighths inch sheetrock. We have cathedral ceilings, double-glazed windows, and beautiful, central oak cabinet kitchen with double ovens, a dishwasher, a refrigerator with ice-maker, and a kitchen island, also oak.

We have four bedrooms and three baths. Two living rooms, a formal dining room, and a breakfast nook. This is not an Airstream trailer up on cinderblocks, but it was not built from bits of plywood and two-by-fours onsite, and so as far as most lenders are concerned, it doesn't matter that our home meets HUD standards. Our home might as well have been made out of dogshit and lemonade.

Countrywide. Amerisave. ELoan. No, no, and no. (DiTech has said yes, then no, then yes, then no. We're back to yes again, but I'm not holding my breath.) The banks who have said yes -- and they are so few as to be insignificant -- will only loan 80% on a "manufactured home." Why? No one seems to know why. I've been informed that "our investors have instructed us not to make loans on manufactured homes." It does no good to argue with the loan originators, to point out to them that this place -- which is resting not only on a permanent concrete foundation but on three steel I-beams -- will long outlast any thirty-year mortage. That's more than I can say for some of the onsite construction going on in Moscow at the moment. Shit houses on shit lots for shit prices.

This modular home cost $45 per square foot, not including the foundation. Traditional stick built homes in the Moscow area cost between two and three times that much. We got more house and a better house by going modular. What we are facing now with lenders is not logic but prejudice. We're dealing with banks and accountants and investors who, when they think manufactured home, think living in a tin-can in Roswell, New Mexico. They think house on wheels. They think Randy Quaid in "Independence Day." They think transient, toothless, UFO-watcher.

Not that I have anything against mobile homes, Randy Quaid, the transient, the toothless, or, indeed, UFOs. I don't. If you have a good credit score and your home is worth more than you owe, then you, too, should qualify for a home equity loan at a nice low rate. The fact that you don't is nothing but pure, class-based, snot-nosed discrimination.

I'm opposed to discrimination; it pisses me off. Damn Countrywide, and ELoan, and DiTech. Damn Amerisave. Damn them all for their perky ads and their fat, happy, lying, white -- they're always white -- salespeople. Habitat for Humanity would save a fortune if they stopped letting George W. Bush hammer nails (if you've seen the video of his work in New Orleans, then you know that he hammers like six year-old) and just invested in quality-built manufactured homes.

But please, call them modular.



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