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Devastating Break-in
Dixon Melons Burglary Hits Hard
Joey Hettick, who along with her husband Harley Hettick is a longtime owner of Dixon Melons Inc., said today she was devastated by a break-in at the couple’s Dixon home. Thieves took an estimated $50,000 to $80,000—wiping out all the money the family earned this season, she said.
Hettick said she believes three teenagers committed the crime, including two youths who worked for Dixon Melons for several years. The break-in occurred Saturday at about 1 p.m. at the family home off of Highway 200, surrounded by 18 well-tended acres. The Hetticks were in Missoula at the time selling their popular melons, their passion for the past 21 years.
You Know You’re a Server When…

Things you do after waiting tables for most of your adult life:
1) Neatly stack and clear plates, for your friends, your family, your neighbors . . . the dogs.
2) Constantly push the limits of how much you can carry with one hand
a. Six wine glasses or three pint glasses
b. A full laundry basket, two cans of paint, and a basketball
c. Four plates, a bowl, four knives, six forks, one spoon, and a small pitcher of milk
d. Two bags of groceries, your purse, one dog on a leash
e. The exception: Your newborn nephew (he requires two hands, deliberate foot steps, and a full heart)
3) Garnish your breakfast cereal
4) Become confused when your friends don’t know if “An earthy nose, with robust spice, deep rich hues, and a long, smooth finish,” is a description of your lover or the glass of wine you consumed last night.
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These elements of the dining experience, regardless of whether it’s a fancy dinner or a quick lunch should be the essence of a meal out, such that when the check (shouldn’t it be “bill”?) is delivered it is merely perceived as the final piece of tape that seals the package- a natural crescendo, not an awkward kiss. The ribbon on the package comes later.
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The thing is, I really know nothing about a well-oiled machine, so when the one that I rely on becomes broken, I feel a bit helpless. Yes, the confident, well-informed waitress, who abandons her klutzy nature on the dining room floor, has just dropped her plates. I can fix a weed whacker, but I can’t fix my truck.
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I want in. I want to see if it feels any different, because this stillness is different than the stillness that occurs at the interface of waking and sleeping. This is the stillness that slides into a place when it is about to transform, in shape, utility and energy.
Through the blur of my nose print, I look at the polished green bar and can’t help but wonder if Riedel wine glasses bounce differently on wood than they do on concrete. I hear the resonant hum of glass against stone and then hum a few bars from the Sade song that started (and finished) many an evening at 529 S. Higgins. I press a palm against the glass and take a deep breath, trying to swallow all the stories locked inside.
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To me, it’s a no-brainer. Customers should have water the moment they sit down at a table.
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Much to my pleasure, our waitress wasn’t half bad. She was pretty efficient and funny too. Best of all, she served me a really good glass of wine that was way bigger than the conventional pour—good for me, not so good for the proprietor. . .
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Soul Service in Mexico“Please, wait before tasting. I want to tell you the proper way to drink Tequila.”
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