A Milk Cow named Jezabel

By Colonel Bain, Unfiltered 8-31-07

Helloo Readers,
In the Old West ost pioneers had a milk cow. apart of Survival.. Humor an family.. Yeppers it was... If you have ever been raised around a milk cow you will appreciate being an animal lover, not an economist an dis story.
O Jezabel....I Miss ya smell!!
Why do I Keep dis cow? She gives us all de milk we can drink..humm cream for strawberries, sour cream fur de chocolate cakes an even butter!! I often wondered if this time consuming (Jezabel) wouldn't make better hamberger meat then milk. The feed bills the vet bills.. the time aurrrrggg..
Then (Jezabel) had a bad habit of getting out an going to de neibors an licking de Police car.. scratching on the mirrors...an eating de neibors flowers..OMG one day she came home driving the neibors Sow pig an four little pigs up to de corrals cuz I had dumped some extra feed on de ground frum a ripped sack..O Boy!! I think'n she just wanted to share.. needless to say she opened dat gate not me officer..
An Kick!!! Dat Jezabel when she was angry kicked me so damm hard ( the back lash varation) I named her calf Mohammid Ali in remembered of dat very Dey!
Why do I keep dis cow?
Jezabel goes down in de pond to cool off..she runns everybody out of de water ( including de ducks)
Esta SOLO Jezabel? heavn forbid.... Dioz Mio!!
What is she thinking? bathing alone? its a Hunerd out there!!
Can u immagine her life of luxery, eating 365 days a year
she problaly pictures me as a Giant Feed sac...She's a'born Tyrant an I ain't got no Milkmaid..
There hasn't been a lock invented dat even keeps dat cow out of where she shouldn't be..
Instead of telling ya "All" I know about cows at one time, I just reflect bout Jezabel. I loved ya Girl!!

Today de Colonel gonna reflect an kick back n my rocker -recliner.. bout dat absent Jezabel.. dat Bottomless Pit...No more feed bills!!...*Smirky Grin*... I rid my troubles of her!!
Hummm ii"M hungry.. ""Holy Cow**
.. I 'm out of milk, crackers an butter.. *sigh*
O Jezabel I miss Ya!! hummmm
Next year I think I will just get a cat, to remind me dat I need to buy milk..
Giddup Secreto....

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