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By Colonel Bain, Unfiltered 7-15-07

Hello Readers,
Da heat of summer dirfts into de forgotten counties n da garden seems to Love the mixture of it.. It so "Christ Like" mak'n der oxygen...humm..
Seems that Christ Immanuel is always stressin Love thy neighbor.. well I gonna love my garden wen dem der tomatoes turn ripe and that green chile is done been placed on a tortilla..:)

De Colonel got down right "irrated" when I see dat society deems the "Hilton gets out of Jail" as being a Hot enough story to be considered national ground breaking news..
I believe these "national news choosers" must be on de sex ,Drugs and alcohol kick..some one needs to Hog Tie these guys and get some real news grabbers..

The Pope (German Shepard) on the Other-Hand is having problems with the existing Priests not knowing Latin and stuck in der ways..How about German masses Benedict?
Is dis reformation? Can day reverends do a half mass in Latin?
The world-wide Brothers and Sisters of the Holy Trinity got a kick out of the English religious battle going on..
Roman Catholics calling Protestants "Heretics"..souls without Doctrinal Clearity..wait a minute to attempt to convince an Old religious Cowboy..Whoa... you mean to tell me the Roman Catholic Papal who calls himself "Holy Father" meaning this servant is above God has the Divine Truth?
Maybe the German Bible the German Shepard is reading out of has excluded Sacred law..( Matt. 23;9)..Call NO Man Father on this Earth for there is only one an Thou is in Heaven.. Hummm

My sources tell me that the German Based Company *Bertelsmann* is now in China as de Principal sourse of Book distribution.. WOW..To think the Germans now will be influencing the way the Chinese think. hummm
They will be under Beijing 21st Century Book Chain co.
A wise investment as dis has not hit de news grabbers or radio..Please give me a wagon load of stock..
How many souls are in China? a Bunch.. They came and help build the Railroads in America Old West so you can bet the Money it took to be Chinese is well spent by de Germans.
*Not kennt kein Gebot* Necessity knows no law..
Where's my cart, and chopsticks anybody got a Surrey I need a cart..
Giddup Secreto...

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