Self service & Shoulders
By Colonel Bain, Unfiltered 10-02-07
Hello Readers,
Today find me out on de coast looking at a cute mare dat de Colonel look'n to lariet back to de forgotten counties. Yeppers ..de Real all-around cowboy Jim Shoulders is gone. Ropen and teaching de many youn-uns how to ride an rope.
Rest in peace der cowboy..
An what a attendant pumping gass in Oregon.. dat just wonderful consider'n it been a rain durn near every day..
hummm.. seems Oregonites has dat law n der books..logical don't know put one thing fur certain der gas it 40 cents cheaper den a home..
Speakin fill'er-up better get some der-propane..cuz der Rebublicans will see it jump again..
Propane blast... shucks anybody got a wood stove.. der Trees in Oregon!!
Giddup..Slow Light'n.
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