Lawyers in the Old West

By Colonel Bain, New West Unfiltered 7-24-06

Here in the New West I was in contact need'n representatin.. with a Missoula Lawyer firm. They shunned me off with "There is not enough time to prepare." Of couse I live in the forgotten Counties ( Northeastern Montana)maybe it was they thought that I was from Mexico. As I did mention New Mexico!!
Nope couldn't be!! I told him the Zia Symbol was on the flag.. Yeppers..Lawyers can really chose where the money is, not justice or Righteousness.
They old me the time line is too short.
Wait in the Old West they stood up for what was right. Yes, maybe it did cost you your horse, saddle or six-shooter for payment but you got someone to represent you. He didn't even ask if I had a horse? he he..
Where o where is "Judge Priest" you day Will Rodgers of the last call to America was August 15th.. Boy OKLahoma will be having a party!!
I get my Lasso, boots, spurs and cowboy hat and chase a few young filleys on your day. With a little luck I could just rope me a seat on my favorite Recliner.
Yep, maybe it is true there ain't no lawyers in Heaven!! Gittup...Saludarte! The Colonel ;) [End of article]