Hat Trick

By thequietroom, New West Unfiltered 7-27-06

Just leaving for work at about 9:00am, I ran into a 20-something guy walking by my house near Orange Street Food Farm with a silver hat, smoking a cigarette. I nodded "hi" in his direction, and he took the gesture as an opportunity to inform me of his previous evening's encounter:

Silver Hat: (loud and boisterous) "Not one, not two, but THREE women I took home last night!"

Me: (stumbling to find the right words) "Wow, man, really?"

Silver Hat: "Yeah, my back is sore as hell."

And then, for some reason, he started running away. [End of article]