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What’s Fish and Game to Do? Wolf Pack Keeps Eating Their Radio Collars
By J. Gelband, 7-28-06
Wolves. They have been big and bad and hungry and cunning for as long as we’ve known them. Lately they have been reminding Idaho Fish and Game officials how cunning they really are by removing the radio collars the agency uses to track their movements.In a story reported by KTVB’s Kaycee Murray the timberline wolf pack near Idaho City has learned how to chew off their radio collars. And F&G officials don’t know why.
F&G officials don’t know why the wild wolves are gnawing on the thick leather around their neck? Um, don’t wolves enjoy eating most animals that make leather? This is like those elastic candy necklaces American children wear. It’s not delicious, but it’s something like food right there, strung around our necks. So we eat it.
“I think it might be a boredom thing,” Steve Nadeau of Fish and Game told the station. “They look at it and wonder what that new necklace is all about and then they start chewing on it.”
The collars help the state play big brother to the wolf packs by tracking their locations and their populations. There are two wolves in the Timberline pack that are still wearing their collars (finicky eaters, perhaps) and officials, who check out the wolf activity every two or three weeks, say this pack requires new collars every year. Other packs generally need their collars replaced every three or four years.
To get these undomesticated, hungry wolves to wear technical neckware collars isn’t as easy as it sounds. The wolves are first trapped and then sedated before adorned with the collars.
I hope they can solve this problem soon. Before the wolves come to eat my leather iPod case.
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This isn't news or humor. Its degrading. It fails to tell a story, inform with substance, or entertain with humor (candy necklace? ipod case? c'mon). If humor, go for it but don't degrade... otherwise please tell a valid story, especially about an animal that has been so vilified. If this is the Voice of the Rockies, the Rockies are in trouble.
Comment By Marion, 8-03-06Oh c'mon Mr. Jones, chewing off their expensive collars is a fact of life, just like eating our elk, cattle and sheep is a fact of life. If we can at least manage a grin at some of their problematic behavior, surely you can.
Comment By insider, 8-04-06This writer is not funny -- and does nothing but rip off real news sources and rewrite. It's very strange.
Comment By Krystina, 1-16-07I was blown away by the first comment....."They have been big and bad and hungry and cunning for as long as we’ve known them." For those of us who really know them, "big and bad" is a far cry from the real description. Wolves are anything BUT big and bad.
I'm afraid I agree with commenter #1 (thank you Tom Jones). This story was just absolutely pathetic.
And to the Idaho F&G;Officials.......I'll solve the problem for you... LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! They are wild animals and should be left at that. Wild animals don't wear collars and shouldn't be forced to. What you're doing ranks right up there with animal cruelty and you guys should be punnished.
Ahhh, Krystina, do you live in NYC or San Fransico? You obviously have never gone out of a morning and found you stock dog torn apart and dead on the porch, or had anothe attacked as you walked it to the barn to try to keep it safe, nor found a new colt torn apart and eaten, nor found 30-50 dead sheep in the corral. Want me to go on?
FWS knew they'd have to kill a lot of wolves when they hauled them in, that is why they collared them, so they could find them. It's called job security.