Guest Column

A California Softie Meets Boulder

By Ben Casnocha, 1-22-07

The weather is the ultimate common denominator in a population. It follows, then, that Boulder’s cold, snowy welcome to me has been the subject of at least a dozen conversations I’ve had with locals since moving here two weeks ago from San Francisco.

There are several angles to these conversations. Most important there is disagreement among the locals over how long, exactly, it’s been since this town has seen so much cold and so much snow. If you feel the urge to wager a guess (3 years? 9 years? A lifetime?), go right ahead: a conversation among “locals” is maximally inclusive, since Colorado seems so short on bona fide natives that, in a year, I could probably legitimately call myself an old-timer.

This is because flocks of transplants from the Bay Area and New York migrate to Boulder in search of mountains, clean air, good schools, and – let’s face it, the factor which trumps all – a lower cost-of-living. The Economist recently reported that five million Californians now live outside the state, many in the Rocky Mountain West.

These non-natives have a seat at the weather table. They speak in unison: Good weather does not doesn’t involve heavy snow, ice, and sub-zero temperatures. Like the good activists they are, they seem to have beamed these anti-winter sentiments into the offices of the local newspaper, the Daily Camera, which last week somewhat neutrally asked, “Are People Living in Colorado Becoming Soft on Snow?”

Soft, you see, is not as much insult as genuine descriptor, and a complex one at that. It is a term reserved for Californians like myself who shudder at the thought at not being able to walk five blocks to pick up the Sunday paper without several layers of clothing. It is also a term deeper than intellectual flailing. I have, after all, made good mental progress in comprehending the reality around me. Having been here for two weeks, I can answer many of the questions my soft soul murmured upon arrival: What is “snowdrift”? What is real windshield wiper fluid? How do I scrape the ice off my windshield? But, I still feel unable to emotionally embrace the snow as useful or good. Rather, I imagine I’ve been transported into a Christmas movie, or trapped in a snow globe. Hence, I’m soft (or maybe just sane!).

Fortunately, Boulderites are friendly folk, and there seems to be a direct correlation between their chipper personality streak and the awfulness of the weather. (They probably feel bad for this short-term resident.) I have talked with many Boulderites – strangers or friends of friends – in a variety of local joints, and without exception, the overall sense of happiness is sky high notwithstanding the outdoor conditions.

It is quite easy to locate and then bask in the carefree chitchat of the warm indoors. After all, everything you’d want to do is within a 10 block radius of the Pearl Street Mall. When I first arrived and scheduled meetings at various offices in Boulder, I remarked several times to my companions, “We’re really close to each other!” Then I realized that Boulder is a small town, and everybody is close to everybody else. Whereas I could easily get lost in San Francisco, I can’t imagine ever truly losing my way in Boulder. Why or how there is such a thing as “North Boulder” and “South Boulder” is beyond me – the town should embrace its size, not yearn for the punch of a big city.

It is its size, in the end, which allows the community to transcend a spell of bad weather. Whereas I can imagine a city such as Chicago hunkers down in the depths of an unusually treacherous winter, a city like Boulder seems to awaken, precisely because its close quarters promote an osmosis of positive thinking: We’re going to get through this together, and have a great day!

It’s a testament to the DNA of the city that Boulder has accommodated a couple months of intense wind and snow in high spirits. It has even accommodated California softies like me.

Ben Casnocha is an entrepreneur and writer working during Q1 ‘07 for the Boulder based gang of Mobius Venture Capital. He maintains a popular blog and is author of the forthcoming book “My Start-Up Life: What a (Very) Young CEO Learned on His Journey Through Silicon Valley” (Jossey-Bass, May 2007).

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Comment By The Duke, 1-22-07

With such insights picked up in just two weeks, I shudder to think how much you'll be able to tell us about ourselves when you're here for, say, a whole month. And I'd bet that if you expanded your horizons a bit you'll discover that there are indeed a couple of natives still left hereabouts — and that even the eternity of an entire year away from the coast will unfortunately not qualify you as an "old-timer."

BTW, we really haven't suffered through "a couple of months of intense wind and snow" just yet. It only feels like it.

Comment By Ben Casnocha, 1-22-07

Duke -- Thanks for your comment. I'm glad to hear at least one native lives here. :-) I was being a little tongue in cheek.

Comment By Doc G., 1-22-07

Ben,

D'accord.

M. A. from L. A. (a.k.a. Doc G.

Comment By Richard, 3-27-07

Hi Ben, Found you through David Cohen's blog, and reading your post is taking me back... I feel your newbness, having moved out here from NYC some 3.5 years ago. That said, at least you didn't recklessly purchase a big honking Jeep Grand Cherokee upon moving out here on the expectation of being buried in snow year round (or did you?). Not that I would have done something so foolish... *cough*

I've since heard that Colorado occasionally enjoys the second most sunlight days of the year, so you have much to look forward to. Get ready for some shockingly beautiful sunsets over the mountains!

On the subject of being a CO native: While I am clearly no native, and am regularly reminded of the fact by my native friends when they ask me to talk slower, and using my car horn as regularly as I do, I have developed a simple formula for establishing your Colorado-ish-ness:
1 part Nalgene bottle (preferably covered in stickers)
+
1 part dog (or more)
=
Coloradan (sprinkle liberally with local brews)

Easy enough, give it a shot!

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