Man Strikes Dogs With Club
Nude Sunbathing In Oregon Turns Violent
By Joseph Friedrichs, 7-29-08
Just when you thought it was safe to soak in some rays in the nude, reports of a naked sunbather being harassed by vicious Chihuahuas comes out of Oregon.
The incident occurred near at Sand Island at Rooster Rock State Park. Portions of the island are designated as clothing optional.
How it all went down is very simple: Portland resident Josh Meiller landed his raft, four children and two Chihuahuas at a spot he thought was several hundred feet from the nudist area. When the dogs charged 74-year-old nude sunbather Donald Kenney, of Vancouver, Wash., Kenney beat them and their owner with a collapsible police baton.
Meiller suffered cuts, abrasions and a headache as a result of the attack. No injuries were reported regarding the small dogs.
The naked truth about the dangers of river rafting!
Comment By Claudia, 7-29-08The world is full of surprises and the secret naturist, who tends to explore country side and other areas not usually explored by 'normal' people and who also present an attractive target by being naked, tend to attract all manner of interesting creatures, many of which are intend on biting, stinging, eating and generally making life a misery for any unfortunate who passes by. Naturist looks like you and I and come from all walks of life. You will find it to be a relaxing lifestyle that is free of the daily stress we all experience. Naturist groups like naturistmingle.comare looking for people who are open minded and want to enjoy the company of others of a like mind.
Comment By bear bait, 7-30-08Iconic Columbia River Gorge photo op. Public beach. America. Highly regulated landscape and public use area. Diversity training. Baton man is giving his fellow travelers a bad name.
For the non-native, Rooster Rock is a huge column of basalt with a substantial German helmet on top. The resemblance from some views quite anatomically correct. It is an attraction for painters, and the beach is a strutting ground for the endowed and those who appreciate that kind of thing. The boat ramp for river fishing that area is there. Close to Portland on I-84.
The Indians of the Columbia Gorge for many centuries past made their pestles in that shape. I guess the ladies pounding out their daily bread got some sort of pleasure from using the most recognizable symbol of manhood to crush their seeds and grains. So phallic symbols have been common in the Gorge for millennia. I guess, then, the new embodiment of that symbol is Donald Kenney, the new prick in the Gorge.
Is no one worried about the Chihuahuas? Seeing naked 74 year old flesh may have caused permanent damage.
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