By Brooke Hewes, 3-07-06
The story of the Inuit is old, and one rooted firmly to place and people and tradition. It is also one that Sheila Watt-Cloutier, chair of the Inuit Circumpolar Conference and guest speaker at today's Wilderness Institute Lecture "Arctic Environment, Climate Change and Inuit Human Rights," hopes will inspire action against global warming.Global Warming? Ask A Canadian:
Why is Canada is spending almost as much on new icebreaking ships for it’s "melting" arctic as it is on Kyoto?
Why did 7 of the thousands of global warming protestors in Montreal Canada last December require treatment for frostbite injuries?
Why does Toronto Canada annually have twice as many cold weather alert days as smog advisory alert days?
Why do we selectively forget that Canada’s Polar Bears were indigenous to as far south as Minnesota USA 300 years ago? (called Yellow Bears due to the summer coats they retained longer, for obvious reasons but still the same bear)
Why do we conveniently ignore the fact that our American neighbors to the south saw snowmobile sales increase by 13% in 2003.
Are all glaciers really melting? All 167 thousand of them on this planet?
It can’t be too late to stop global warming because we should be able to stop something we started, correct?
Global warming is 20 years old. Introduced to the UN in 1988, it declared to the world that the earth had been warming for several years. Twenty years later we are still watching the Winter Olympics, paying the kid next door to shovel the snow, enjoying a crisp sunny winter day, flying south to get warm, driving in snow storms, enjoying the changing seasons and paying heating bills. Twenty years worth of global warming would have us all by now sitting around reminiscing about the old days when we used to have some cool weather. Our lives have not changed. The effects of twenty years of global warming should look far more dramatic than the normal unpredictable weather patterns that we see now. Perpetuating this mass insanity, is the media. The politicians (Kyoto), scientists, and religious-like environmentalists feed off this mutually beneficial source of empowerment while bewildered citizens are numbed with a now growing cynical fear. Only when our frustratingly misunderstood climate is perfect, like the inside of a shopping mall, will this cultural anomaly fade away and when Santa Clause does not drown after all. Hey, we eventually stopped burning witches and sacrificing virgins didn’t we?
1)Consensus is not conclusiveness.
2)Independent opinions are from those without a direct financial connection to the science and or media industries.
3)The Internet is not a laboratory.
4)Political boardrooms are commodity floors where votes are bought and sold.
5)Anyone can make credible data for public consumption and dogma fuel simply by pushing the enter key enough times.
CO2 and Methane are two natural chemicals that exit our bodies from one of two orifices.
Global warming may or not be caused by transfatty acids, weed killer, gingivitis, red wine, oatmeal and or vitamin E.
Global warming started with the first cave man passing wind.
Polar bears that are stressed and depressed from global warming are now called bi-polar bears.
Maybe America’s Al Gore and Canada’s Doctor David Suzuki should start a chain of tropical resorts in Canada’s melting arctic regions?
If global warming increases storms and therefore wind, couldn’t we tap that energy for wind power generation and live like perfect little green elves for ever and ever?
"And Here Is The Hourly News; “Global Warming is a growing concern say the majority of scientists poled in a special survey that was thoughtfully given to us at no charge but first, here is Suzy Cleavage with your local ski report.....”
Seven year old Kimberly-Catlind Ashleyford of Mother Of Sacred Heart Public School in Misterandmissessauga Ontario Canada pontificates: “I think we still have winters because, like, ah, the arctic is like melting eh and ah, like cold air like sinks eh so the cold air sinks, ya that’s it, it sinks down from the melting north, it falls south like in down south or down to the south eh and makes us cold down here while the rest of the planet is like, melting?”
I Received A Response From The EPA:
Thank you for visiting EPA's Global Warming Site.
We appreciate your feedback and are committed to keeping an open-mind as
we can continue studying this issue.
There have never been predictions (from scientists) for the end of
winter. Predictions have called for a gradual
warming -- ranging from ~2 to 10 degrees F over the next 100 years. The
observed warming rate of the last 20 years has been about .3
degrees/decade or 3 degrees per century -- a bit above the low end of
that forecasted range (but well within it). The warming rate could
increase or decrease in the future, depending on a number of complex
factors (e.g. rate of future emissions growth, environmental policies,
etc).
The bottom line is that the effects of warming may not be that apparent
over the period of a decade or two, but should become increasingly
obvious over longer periods. The noticeable changes will likely be
observations that the REALLY cold winters don't occur as frequently not
that there won't, on occasion, be cold winters.
Sincerely,
Jason Samenow
Jason Samenow
Climate Analyst
U.S. EPA Office of Atmospheric
Programs
Climate Change Division
So much for Marshal Macluen’s predictions