Because You Never Know When You’ll Cross Paths With the President of Mexico

By Randy Harward, 5-24-06

	Caption: There was no flying taffy.

So I'm taking the wife to work and the cops have 700 South blocked. The light is green and they're not letting anyone move. Is it a road block? Are they filming a segment for World Wildest Police Videos? Awesome! The traffic light cycles through (redgreenyellowredgreenyellowredgreen) a few more times before I hear the sirens. Here comes the parade--watch out for flying taffy!

Alas, it was only the motorcade of Mexican President Vicente Fox, en route to Rico Mexican Market for breakfast. [End of article]