From the new west blog: be careful what you wish for

Backyard Temporarily Closed Due to Unprecedented Demand


By Jill Kuraitis, 5-16-08

 
 

It’s taken me ten years to convince our backyard streamside wildlife that our deck is a safe place with cozy nests, old trees full of interesting holes, and quantities of healthy bird seed, squirrel chow, duck corn, and approved tidbits.  This year, they all got the message, and the animal energy I wanted has finally arrived.

I love animals – I mean I’m plumb crazy for them – and have spent many hours researching exactly what attracts them, building wacky feeders and boxes for them, collecting nesting material with which to festoon the trees and planting the flowers recommended to draw their interest.

Our house is surrounded with birdsong; the heavy scent of our two big lilacs blows in, and the house and the outdoors are one.

Lately, things are zoo-like. The cat brings snakes in through the cat door.  One of my nine squirrels, Itchy, is too bold, and comes into the kitchen to say “Hey!  Empty feeder out here!” There are two active duck nests under the rhododendrons, a house finch nest in the plum tree, quantities of chickadees roosting in the tulip magnolias, singing their little two-note song, and I’m suspicious of some big clumps of – something – high up in the pines over the backyard, since a kestrel nested there once. The raccoons are cranky that I don’t leave out anything they’re interested in, but they turn up at night to make the dogs bark themselves asphyxiated anyway. And I seem to have an ant farm in the garage.

My family knows that perfunctory acknowledgement of my amazing feat is required. “Look!  It’s a yellow warbler!” I’ll say to Husband, who drawls, “uh, huh” and pats me on the shoulder patronizingly, as if I am a slightly mad elderly person.  But he does like it when I call the squirrels and they come, and know the precise quack that will make my favorite duck couple waddle over for a handout.

Once, neighbors observed a dead duck in the street two houses away from ours, and one said, “Must have been on its way to Jill’s house.”

Only the blue heron, Henry (they’re all called Henry, don’t you agree?) never gets close, of course, but he likes to stand in the stream to observe the goings-on and wait for a random fish to happen by.

I’d like to join Henry in his tranquil place, but I have wild things to feed.



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