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Democracy Is All Washed Up


By Bob Wire, 12-22-10

  The first Jheri curls, circa 1776.
  The first Jheri curls, circa 1776.

The 235-year-old experiment called “democracy” is definitely nearing the end of a long and crazy run. Hey, nobody thought it was going to last forever, any more than the Colts were going to keep winning 12 games every year. Democracy is done.

You want proof? Look no further than the 2008 Presidential election and the ensuing, utterly predictable response from the testy losers. Like a bunch of pug-nosed neighborhood brats, Congressional Republicans threaten to take their ball and go home every time a bill is proposed by a Democrat. They told President Obama they’d do exactly that just days into his first term. Why do these stubborn, myopic “leaders” insist on reducing their public service to the effectiveness of a doorstop? It’s not because they’re pursuing the best idea, or even, in many cases, what they think is right. They either have to vote in a manner that will please their corporate overlords, or they mindlessly oppose the Democrats simply because they want their party to prevail.

A good friend of mine (who is every bit as deep and focused as I am broad and shallow) recently reminded me that the Founding Fathers, the framers of our faltering democratic construct, were all rich fat cats just like they are today. The difference, he said, is that back in the 18th century, the country’s leaders were free to serve at the pleasure of their conscience. They weren’t toadies to the huge corporations that shape our government today. Look at what drives their every move now: money. Money and power. Money and power and Johnny Walker Black. With corporations pouring tsunamis of dough into various war chests that fund the politicians who do their bidding, the voice of the real electorate, you and me, has been drowned in roiling sea of greasy cash.

Naïve? Simplistic? Overly cynical, you say? Indulgently metaphorical? Whatever. I like to look at the Big Picture. Trends, polls and statistical minutiae can be manipulated and cherry-picked to reflect whatever you want them to, so in the long run the short-term stuff is largely small. Kind of like the contradictory reports that come out every few months that say coffee is good/bad for you. The devil may be in the details, but I’d rather focus on the forest than the trees.

Narrow ideologies make it easy (if not entirely proper) to generalize. The Republican doctrine holds that money is more important than people, and their voting pattern bears that out. The same geniuses who couldn’t wait to dole out hundreds of billions of fictional dollars to bail out their exec buddies on Wall Street and in the auto industry are balking at providing health care coverage to 9/11 first responders. That is some cold, heartless shit. Thomas Jefferson must be spinning in his grave so fast that he’s affecting the rotation of the earth.

But the touchy-feely Democrats have screwed things up in their own inimitable way. Despite the overwhelming optimism and good faith engendered by the election of our first black President, a liberal Democrat, no less, Harry Reid could not marshal the support to back him up. Democrats need to dig in against Republican opposition to their legislative proposals, but tug-of-war is a difficult game when you have no spine. They should change their party symbol from a donkey to a picture of Barney Fife.

Granted, President Obama has achieved some major objectives, from averting a global financial crisis to crafting a national health care bill, but it’s all been watered down and compromised and earmarked so heavily that true effectiveness is largely an illusion. The Health Care reform bill, for example, fell victim to the Republican knife when they insisted on performing a last-minute single-payer-ectomy, even though two-thirds of the country wanted it in there. But Republicans were adamant that doctors keep making as much money as failed financial CEO’s.

Obama’s election was our best shot. Many voters supported Obama because he promised to end the war(s). So we finally pulled out of Bush’s Excellent Iraq Adventure (don’t forget to tell the 48,000 soldiers still there), but then offset that progress by redoubling our efforts in Afghanistan. And for what? To establish a democracy and shut down the Taliban and Al-Qaeda? When are we going to stop being the democracy Avon Lady and let other cultures fight their own battles? We have our own Al-Qaeda here in the U.S. It’s called Poverty. How about reining in the ludicrous military-industrial complex that’s sucking up half our budget, and focusing our resources inward? When Obama said “Yes we can,” a lot of us thought that’s what he was talking about. Not, “Yes we can cut taxes while funding two wars” or “Yes we can let corporations openly buy elections.”

Even though Obama has put through more worthwhile legislation in his first two years than any president since FDR, how much of this forward progress will be undone by future Republicans who treat our mandate like a game of air hockey? House Republicans are already working hard at repealing health care reform. What the hell is the use of electing representatives to carry out our will if the laws will only be reversed by the succeeding party? The writing on the wall could not be more clear—we’ve reached perpetual gridlock. Turn out the lights, the parties are over.

Think about it: In the Founding Father days, a knot of wealthy individuals with idealism and consciences had to foment an honest-to-god revolution in order to start a system of government that would supply fair representation to its constituency. In the last 50 years or so, this system has been bent over, reamed, twisted and milked to the point where it’s doing more harm than good. Nowhere is this more obvious than with our Do-Less-Than-Nothing Congress.

The downfall of our system of government is hastening, but who knows what will take its place. There may be a revolution, a large-scale terrorist attack, population centers decimated by bedbug infestation, or simply a massive collapse into the vacuum created by a national lack of intelligence. But whatever happens to replace it, what we’ve got now just ain’t workin’.

Socially, on the other hand, it would seem that we as a culture are showing signs of evolution. With the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell (which will probably be reinstated after the 2012 elections under the name No Gays No Ways), and the spreading decriminalization of marijuana, our society has recently taken some huge steps in the right direction.

These two issues basically fight against the same Federal mindset: denial. Hey, Uncle Sam, guess what—the military is full of gays. Also, half the country is getting high. Why do you think Sony is selling so many PS3s? It’s wasteful and foolish to put so many resources toward fighting these expressions of human nature. I’d love to see the Obama administration fully legalize pot using the same flourish with which they killed DADT. Regulate that devil weed, tax the hell out of it, and get out of the way. Hell, the Governator has decriminalized the sweet leaf in California, and ex-N.M. Governor Gary Johnson says we should just cut the crap and legalize it already.

Naturally, it won’t be too long before Big Marijuana begins installing its own puppets into Congress. We’re close to the tipping point on this one. It’s just a matter of time before we swear in Senator Cheech and Congressman Willie.

So there you have it: the two-party system is on the way out, important social issues are starting to gain some righteous resolution, and we’re caught in the middle like toddlers lost in the mall, wondering where the hell we’re going as a society and as a nation. And as a toddler.

My advice is to ignore all advice and go with your gut. Trust in the god of your choice, and keep your powder dry. Hang on tight, brothers and sisters, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

[Thanks, Geoff and Steve, for the input.]

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