Column By Joan Opyr: Acceptable Bigotries

Gays, Mormons, and Even Gay Mormons: Mitt Romney’s Doom


By Joan Opyr, 2-28-07

 
 

I don’t like Mitt Romney.  The ex-governor of Massachusetts was once pro-choice, pro-gay, and a moderate on gun control.  Now he’s anti-choice, claiming that he changed his mind after learning more about stem cell research.  He’s anti-gay, calling for a Constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage and, last year, he purchased a lifetime membership in the NRA.  Flip-flopping?  Please.  If Mitt Romney were an egg, he’d be over easy.

This craven, blatant, vote grubbing hypocrisy should be reason enough to deny Mitt Romney the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination, but that’s not why he won’t make the final cut.  Romney’s campaign is doomed because he’s a Mormon.  In recent polls, a third of all voters have said that they would not vote for a Mormon candidate.  Among Republicans, the number is even higher, closer to forty percent.

It’s a shame that Mitt Romney is slicker than snake shit because I would really like to defend him.  Being a Mormon should not be a barrier to being President.  Membership in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints makes you no more or less fit to hold the nation’s highest office than being a Baptist, or a Presbyterian, or (gasp) an atheist.  The President promises to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States.  Can a devout Mormon do that?  If a devout Catholic can, then I don’t see why not.  The Pope speaks ex-Cathedra on any number of issues, and Catholics are expected to believe that those statements are infallible.  If John F. Kennedy was deemed able to uphold the Oath of Office, then—theoretically—there is no reason a Mormon President could not or would not do the same.

True, the Mormon Church teaches that the writings of Joseph Smith outrank the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, but how does that differ from believing that the Pope speaks for God or that the Bible is inerrant?  The current occupant of the Oval Office is a Methodist, a denomination that most voters seem to consider safely mainstream, and yet how often has Mr. Bush allowed his religious convictions to trump the Constitution?  Anyone recall the White House Office of Faith-Based Initiatives?  It serves to direct our Jewish, Quaker, Catholic, Buddhist, Muslim, atheist and agnostic tax dollars into the pockets of the likes of Pat Robertson.  I have a problem with that: a big problem. 

When I first moved to Idaho, I was surprised by anti-Mormon bigotry.  Mormon jokes, Mormon slurs, and some truly vicious assessments of the church and its members were commonplace.  What’s more, it wasn’t just the local Archie Bunkers who made free with this sort of commentary.  Anti-Mormon prejudice crossed all social divides – race, class, and education.  I remember objecting to a particularly nasty Mormon joke and being told that because I wasn’t from the West, I didn’t understand.  The Mormons were secretive; the Mormons were cliquish.  If you put one Mormon in a position of power, soon the entire department, office, or corporation would be filled with “them.”

“Ah,” I said.  “The Mormons are like gay people then.  If you don’t watch out, we’ll take over.”

The joker opened his mouth to form the word “yes,” but fortunately his brain caught up with his tongue.  He made his red-faced excuses and headed off to lunch.  As I think back, this fellow only ever went to lunch with straight men, and those straight men were all Democrats.  Why didn’t that qualify as a conspiracy?

In my home state of North Carolina, Mormons were not on the political radar.  Either there weren’t enough of them, or they didn’t pose a threat to the Southern Baptist hegemony.  Both denominations vote overwhelmingly for Republicans, and neither Southern Baptists nor Mormons are supposed to drink alcohol. 

I can’t speak for the Mormons, but in my Southern Baptist family, drinking the occasional beer is tantamount to pole dancing.  I ordered a Mojito at my grandmother’s 85th birthday party, and you’d have thought I’d had a wardrobe malfunction at the Superbowl.  Everyone held their breath as they watched me take that first sip; my great aunts were sure that I’d spontaneously combust.  When I reminded them that I’d converted to Judaism more than a decade ago, the collective sigh of relief was audible.  I’m a lesbian and a Jew; a little rum mixed with limejuice is the least of my worries. 

Back to Mitt Romney.  His political convictions blow with the prevailing winds.  In liberal Massachusetts, he played the moderate.  As he goes head to head with John McCain for the GOP Presidential nomination, Romney hasn’t swung to the right so much as taken a cliff dive.  An icy cold belly-flop awaits him at the bottom, but the shame of it all is that Romney will fail because of the one thing he hasn’t changed: his religion

It hurts to hear Mitt Romney spouting his freshly minted anti-gay rhetoric.  I believe that to some extent, gays and Mormons are in the same boat.  Prejudice against us is still widely acceptable.  People who would never admit—at least not in public—that they’d never vote for a Catholic, or an African-American, or woman or a Jew don’t mind proclaiming loudly that they would never pull the lever for a Mormon or a lesbian.

I’m not claiming that gays and lesbians and Mormons have this boat all to ourselves.  Who’s ready to vote for a Wiccan President?  Or a Muslim?  Or an atheist?  Or someone with a disability?  Who’s willing to say that they wouldn’t dream of it?  That an American President must be an able-bodied straight white Protestant (or John F. Kennedy) and that no one else is worth considering?  Far too many Americans, in my experience, because far too many prejudices still have public acceptance and political credence.

I am an idealist, but I am far from naïve.  Bigotry in America runs deep.  Gays and lesbians can now marry in Massachusetts, the same state that Mitt Romney once governed as an avowed moderate.  Though he opposed same-sex marriage publicly, he did next to nothing to put a stop to it.  From Boston to Provincetown, gay couples have been marrying since May 17, 2004, and civilization seems none the worse for wear.  Massachusetts has not sunk into the sea; people still fight to get into Harvard; and Ted Kennedy is free to roar from the floor of the U. S. Senate. 

[Note to Pat Robertson:  If God really hated liberals, then surely the four-decade career of larger than life, larger than any off-the-rack suit, boozing, womanizing, passionate Ted Kennedy would have long since been over.  Instead, the man seems to have gotten his second or third or maybe even fourth wind.  Love him or loathe him, Kennedy is a lion among kittens, and the contrast with the weaseling Romney couldn’t be greater.]

I don’t believe that time alone will systematically eliminate our biases.  True, I hear fewer anti-Mormon cracks now than when I first moved to Idaho, but perhaps that’s because people know me, and they know I’ll smack them down.  As I think about it, that might be the first step.  Maybe a particular bigotry dies when it’s no longer hip or expedient to give vent to it.

Are you listening, Mitt?



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