Diary Of A Mad Voter: Jon Schwedler

Holy Crap, I (Heart) Huckabee!


By Jon Schwedler, 12-07-07

 
 

It was a surprise to me as much as anyone.  I like Mike Huckabee. 

The new Republican front-runner in Iowa is a former fat Baptist minister from by-God Arkansas who doesn’t believe in evolution or choice for women.  He calls himself the true Christian conservative.  He believes the world is 4,000 years old.  His idea of international relations is yelling across the holler. 

But so far he is my favorite candidate.  And ... what the hell is wrong with me?

I’m not religious, haven’t voted for a Republican in my life, and despise the arrogance that has defined the failed, so-called “conservative” agenda for the past six years.  I even despise my fellow voters who put these clowns in office the second time around in 2004.  I will seriously fall to my knees and praise the (agnostic) Lord when Bush and Cheney leave the White House. 

But maybe that’s just it - after several punishing years of insulting lies and winner-take-all politics, most Americans are now truly desperate for someone authentic, someone real, someone who seems genuinely nice.  Someone who doesn’t think slogans are a political philosophy.

In this regard, Huckabee is the true Anti-Bush.  Sorry Hillary. 

Huckabee is doing what we wish every candidate would do - telling the truth about himself, not going negative, and telling some honest-to-goodness unscripted jokes along the way.  He can even pronounce words correctly. 

Furthermore, if you put his fundamentalist Christian slant aside, he doesn’t seem married to walking the politically conservative line.  He believes global warming is occurring, and wants to do something about it.  He raised taxes (oh Lawdy Lawdy, save us Barry Goldwater!) while Arkansas governor to improve children’s health in the state.  You’d better believe SCHIP wouldn’t have been vetoed in a Huckabee presidency. 

You get the feeling Huckabee is comfortable dwelling within the shades of gray that color the real world, which the political world regards as a character flaw.  A great metaphor for this occurred when an ABC Nightline reporter asked him to share the contents of his wallet.  Out came the concealed weapon permit, followed by his Ducks Unlimited membership card and Federal Duck Stamps.  Huh?  Hey, doesn’t he know conservation groups are for lefty-elitists?

On top of all this aw-shucks real person stuff, he is actually prepared for interviews and is well-versed on the issues.  In this regard, he is what Bill Richardson should be on the trail, but for whatever reason, isn’t. 

Yet despite all this I (heart) Huckabee stuff, I am sorry to say it will be difficult for me to vote for him in a general election.  While Hillary is Bush’s Democratic doppelganger in terms of plastic slickability, such is the damage Bush has done.  I can’t bring myself to vote for a Republican, even for someone I genuinely like.  Sad.

But I will still be pulling for him. 

Editor’s note: Jon Schwedler’s blogs are part of a new feature on NewWest.Net/Politics called “Diary of a Mad Voter,” a group blog, published in partnership with the Denver Post’s Politics West intended give a glimpse into the hearts and minds of several independent-minded voters and thinkers in the Rocky Mountain West in the ‘08 election cycle. Check back this week at www.newwest.net/madvoter.



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