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President Obama’s On TV! Hide the Children!

You can't make this stuff up. Unless you're Fox News.

By Bob Wire, 9-08-09

  The President can inspire our children to achieve greatness. Or at least hold the book right side up. Maybe next time.
  The President can inspire our children to achieve greatness. Or at least hold the book right side up. Maybe next time.

Just when it seems that the conservative crowd can’t possibly make themselves look more foolish and bitter, here comes a firestorm of outrage over President Obama having the audacity to address American schoolchildren on their first day of school.

Why, the nerve of that man! Trying to inspire our children to study hard? Stay in school? Pay attention to their teachers? How dare he! Could it be that conservatives are just mad because it never occurred to them to say these things to their own kids? (“Heston, the Hummer’s in the shop; you’ll have to walk to school.”)

Seriously, the raging paranoia and delusional ranting that spews from the Fox News crowd with their snapping jaws and rolling eyes is not just disturbing, it’s becoming tiresome in its predictability. Did the Fox News think tank fail to broadcast the news that President Obama actually WON the election last fall? It’s been ten months! Why are conservatives still treating the sitting President like he’s a candidate?

Check out this nugget of wisdom from CNN’s website: “Thinking about my kids in school having to listen to that just really upsets me,” suburban Colorado mother Shanneen Barron told CNN Denver affiliate KMGH. “I’m an American. They are Americans, and I don’t feel that’s OK.”

Say what now? Ms. Barron “doesn’t feel that’s OK” for the President of the United States to address her children? Wow. The freely-elected leader of the country she claims to love is going to make an inspirational speech to our schoolchildren, and this raisin-brained housefrau chooses to deny her kids the opportunity to hear it because she fears his “socialist agenda.” Don’t these people realize that this kind of outcry only makes them look batshit crazy to anyone with an iota of common sense?

Can you imagine anyone pulling this kind of moronic, disrespectful shit when JFK addressed the nation? Hell no. He was JFK, the President of the United Freakin’ States of America. He was OUR President, not just the President of the Democrats, or the President of the Catholics, or the President of the East Coast. The nation loved JFK, respected the office, and would have been honored had he decided to speak to our nation’s students.

You know who ruined it for everybody? Nixon, for one. He brought such shame to the office with his own paranoid hugger-mugger and craven thirst for power that after he scuttled away to his cave in San Clemente, people didn’t bother to use the title “President” for the President anymore. It became Ford. And Reagan. And Clinton. And Obama.

The other corrosive agent that’s eating away at the country’s respect for the office is the conservative media, and their oddly smug dismissal of any and everything coming from the new administration. But it doesn’t matter how loud or snotty or shrill the Limbaughs, Becks and Coulters get, or how much attention their latest godhead Sarah Palin brings on herself—the conservative backlash is getting to be so desperately lame that the lunatic fringe will eventually be shoved aside by more reasonable voices who are capable of rational thought and common sense. Probably people who studied and paid attention to their teachers and weren’t afraid of their President.

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