from the new west blog: preventing mildew and malaise

Toss Those Smelly Children Into the Garden


By Jill Kuraitis, 6-11-08

 
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Let’s face it - we’re going to have more time at home this summer, what with gas prices, airline tickets and pretty much everything else too expensive for us to leave.  Which is too bad, because the kids are out of school about now, and lots of parents – except those obnoxious saintly types - are dreading a long summer of trying not to have to amuse them.

Restricted driving = fewer opportunities to get their stinky feet out of your house and off to….somewhere else.

Of course, they may turn into little videogame robots, which in a way could be a relief – especially if you have a soundproof basement with its own refrigerator – but we all know modern kids have a nature deficit and it’s up to us to do something about it.

Even the governor of Idaho is all het up about this. June is “Great Outdoors Month,” as declared by Gov. Butch Otter, who said last week that it concerns him that young people spend half as much time outdoors as children 20 years ago, and too much time on electronic media.

Didn’t you know you’re supposed to be outdoors with them, tossing worms around

Don’t despair, though; I have a once a week project for them that has all sorts of benefits: they can spray your garden with milk.

I know this news is a terrible shock, but with warm weather expected this weekend, a region-wide explosion of the dreaded Powdery Mildew fungus could exfoliate the gardens of the Rocky Mountain West.

The endless, wet, stormy, unpredictable, endless, snowy, rainy and did I mention endless spring might take a turn toward summer any minute now, and when soggy plants sitting in soggy ground suddenly dry up, conditions for mildew are prime.

Let me just point out that since you’re stuck at home all summer with your unaffordable car up on blocks, you don’t want to add to your misery with a depressing view of your leafless garden.

Put off that Prozac prescription and get ready for the mildew, which we may not recognize easily.  It isn’t as common in the drier western climate as it is in the swamps of the southern and eastern states.  Keep any eye out so the roses don’t infect infect the lilacs and perennials… not to mention those veggies you’re growing to save some more cash.

I’m telling you, it’s a disaster waiting to happen. I can tell because my prize hedge of shrub roses, normally covered in blooms by early June, are white and sickly with the mildew, despite my forays into the squishy, freezing cold garden to frown at them.

According to my late mother and now confirmed by organic-gardening experts, a weekly spray of diluted skim milk (1 part milk, 9 parts water) will reduce the severity of powdery mildew by up to 90%.

Folk wisdom says that milk is a natural germicide and plant immune-system booster.

If you don’t dilute the milk enough, you will get Garden Funk, a technical term meaning another, unnamed fungus which smells like Army socks.

Also, if you don’t rinse down the kids enough after you set them this task, you will get Kid Funk, a technical term meaning…..well, you already know this part.



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