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Tucson: Will Palin Man Up?

In the midst of tragedy, an opportunity to ramp down the gun-themed rhetoric.

By Bob Wire, 1-10-11

 
  "I promise to tone down the firearms imagery in my next campaign. By the way, I'd like you to meet my running mate for 2012."

How many “troubled,” “unstable” and/or “unbalanced” loners are sitting in their moldy little studio apartments right this minute, having their blood boiled by the hatred and bile spewed by Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin and the whole Fox News cadre, while compulsively cleaning and fondling their oily semi-automatic weapons, waiting for their moment to get their names on CNN, BBC, and the New York Times front page, above the fold? Hundreds? Thousands? Hundreds of thousands?

Who knows? But all they need is a push, and there are plenty of high-profile media blowhards who are willing to supply it. Saturday’s murder of six innocent people, the wounding of a dozen others, and the near-assassination of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, is tragic and grim. I would also say it’s shocking, but in the way that it’s shocking when you get repeatedly stung by angry wasps after jamming a long crowbar into their nest and stirring it around.

Mrs. Palin has had her minions working overtime, scrubbin’ her infamous “target” map from her websites even before the smell of cordite had drifted away from the shooting scene in Tucson. Palin, whose affection for firearms makes Charlton Heston look like Mohandas Gandhi, had proudly posted a map of the U.S. on her Facebook page, with twenty gunsight crosshairs scattered across it. These, she said, targeted the House Democrats who voted for the Health Care Bill. Below the map appeared a helpful list of the names of these Congressional members. (Bear in mind, Palin currently holds no public office. She is merely a celebrity, and a marketing tool for the Republican Party. Emphasis on tool.) “Don’t retreat, reload!” She crowed.

The ex-Governor had gone so far afield that she seemed utterly oblivious to the ghastly, thinly-veiled violence this map represented. Giffords herself expressed it best: “The way that she has it depicted has the crosshairs of a gunsight over our district,” she said, “When people do that, they have got to realize there are consequences to that action.”

And now Giffords lies in a hospital bed, fighting for her life. Hey, Sarah? Enough already with the guns. You love guns! We get it! But a lot of us don’t, and your ham-handed, shoot-em-up rhetoric has worn thin. Will Palin ever get it? Hell, why start now? Later, after the midterm elections, she tweeted her followers with this glowing proclamation of runaway success: “Remember months ago ‘bullseye’ icon used 2 target the 20 Obamacare-lovin’ incumbent seats? We won 18 out of 20 (90% success rate; T’aint bad).”

I won’t even address her wildly incorrect misuse of the word “taint,” but I am encouraged that she can evidently do simple arithmetic. Big improvement from her days on the Presidential campaign trail, when she wondered if “four out of three Americans have a hard time with fractions.”

Now, in the foamy wake of Palin’s furious backpedaling, we get this weak-ass explanation from her media aide Rebecca Mansour: “We never, ever, intended it to be gunsights. It’s a surveyor’s symbol.” Riiiiight. And that semi-auto used to mow down 20 people at Giffords’ gathering Saturday? What was that, an NRA Voting Lever? And the bullets that took six lives? Was that a Freedom Fusillade fired from a Hand to God Handgun? How much unmitigated bovine excrement do you think we Americans are willing to swallow, lady? I mean, not counting what’s mixed in with our Big Macs.

The level of hate among Palin’s followers is stunning. One commenter on her Facebook page had this to say after the shootings: “19 more districts to go.” Yes, really. I’m not trying to suggest that Sarah Palin directly gave the order to Jared Loughner to go down to the Safeway and take out Gabrielle Giffords. That’s ridiculous. It’s highly doubtful that she had his phone number. [Journalism 101 caveat: At this writing, it hasn’t been confirmed that Giffords was indeed a political target, although it seems likely.]

The point is, Palin and her flag-wrapped, specious media brethren have to answer to a certain amount of culpability in their role in this tragedy. The country is squirming with angry bulls, and she and Glenn Beck and other right wing cartoons are on the airwaves and internet 24/7, waving red capes all over the place.

Here’s another shining example: take a look at the Tea Party wingnut who lost the election to Giffords in Arizona last November. Jesse Kelly, ultra-gung-ho ex-Marine wanted to be your “Warrior In Washington.” He posed in his camo fatigues, spreading his legs wide and brandishing some badass weaponry, which apparently was supposed to reassure us that he knew his way around the hallowed halls of Congress. If that was his message, he should have been brandishing stacks of Benjamins and cases of Makers Mark, and wearing a pager with a hooker’s phone number in it. Hoo-rah!

“Get on Target for Victory in November. Help remove Gabrielle Giffords from office. Shoot a fully automatic M16 with Jesse Kelly,” said the ads run by this misguided jarhead. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing but respect for the people who enlist in the armed forces to defend the U.S. But when they jump ship after their minimum commitment and then start whoring out their military experience as some kind of marketing scheme in a gun-themed election campaign, well, I’ll just say that this son of a heavily-decorated career Marine aviator finds it offensive.

Another loser, Nevada Tea Party candidate Sharron Angle, who was defeated by Harry Reid, called for supporters to take “Second Amendment remedies” to settle their disagreements with the government. Basically, she’s saying, don’t pick up a ballot. Pick up a gun. And Tea Partiers wonder why people characterize them as batshit crazy.

The post-massacre media outcry for civility and a cooling-off of the increasingly heated rhetoric from both ends of the political spectrum is as predictable as it is pointless. Am I guilty of calling Palin and Kelly and Angle power-hungry miscreants with warm Malt-O-Meal where their brains should be? You bet. But I’m not exhorting anyone to “target” them or “pick them off” or “take Second Amendment remedies.” I want people like them to tone that shit down. Fomenting violence and murder, even indirectly, is diametrically opposed to everything this country stands for.

Thanks to the First Amendment (yes, they’re ranked in order of importance, so go sit down, Second Amendment), you have the freedom to say what you want in this country. But if you think that includes whipping up the crazies out on the margins into picking up arms rather than participating in the democratic process, then you don’t deserve to enjoy the freedoms offered by this great nation. If you can’t dial back the hatred and violent imagery of your ideology, then you’re not one of us. You don’t deserve to call yourself an American.

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