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In the Dark
My mood of imminent apocalyptic doom isn't being helped by the way various members of the American lunatic class — McCain, Krauthammer, Bolton — have been reacting to recent events in Georgia by essentially falling to their knees and thanking God for the chance at another clear-cut, splendid little war between Good and Evil, now that the whole struggle against “Islamofascism” has grown some confusing gray areas and, frankly, become a little boring. [more]
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Let the Children Drink!
Exhibit A in the argument that political-party platforms don’t have much significance in the real world: the Montana Democratic Party’s adoption of a plank endorsing reduction of the state’s drinking age from 21 to 18. It’s hard to imagine the legislature ever moving ahead with this idea, not least because it would cost the state a boatload of federal highway funds, but also because it would cause all the simple-minded moralists among the electorate — i.e., the majority — to pop their eyeballs out of their heads on long stalks and flap their tongues out of their slackened jaws while making that old Navy-ship “awooogah” alarm noise. [more]
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Sweet Mother Lortab
Judging by the mental feebleness of some of the regular commenters here at New West, I’m guessing that a few of you are believers in so-called “intelligent design,” so can one of you please explain to me what is so intelligent about the human neck? I ask because I’ve apparently caused grievous injury to mine with nothing more than pillows, which seems indicative of the kind of bug that never should have made it past beta testing. [more]
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The Fire This Time
As the little people in the television never tire of informing us, we are a deeply divided nation these days, polarized to the extreme and unable to agree on much. For example, is Barack Obama an undercover Black Panther or a brie-loving snob? (I mean, you can’t really have it both ways.) Is John McCain a doddering opportunist who’s never held a policy position he couldn’t reverse, or… well, actually, that’s clearly what John McCain is, no question about it, and I assume we can all agree on that, at least. [more]
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Video: Most. Annoying. Wolf. Ever.In the video, the three bears are ambling along in a grassy clearing when this wolf comes up and just will not leave them alone.
Momma bear chuffs and charges and the wolf runs off… only to lope back into the frame a little later, nipping at the bear cubs and bowing down like a playful German Shepherd.
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Your Very Own Copy of the Memo
I think the Obama-hating ranter assumed that this poor woman was requesting library-like silence so she could work undisturbed, but I doubt that this was actually what she wanted. Like me, I’m sure she anticipated a certain level of noise when she decided to settle down to work in a coffee shop. It’s just that — like me, like increasing numbers of everyone — she just probably also assumed that the days of loud cell-phone conversations in restaurants and coffee shops have pretty much gone the way of firing up a stogey in the same settings. [more]
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Links of the Week
Not to get all pedantic or anything, but "blog" is short for "weblog." The originators of the form were just logging the interesting things they found on-line. Of course, that was back when you had to blog by candle light.
In tribute to our internet forefathers, then, here are the ten best links I found this week, from severed feet to road rage, pot-borne salmonella, enemas, and much, much more. Happy Friday!
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I Now Pronounce You WrongI’m a big fan of the letters to the editor. Sometimes they inspire, sometimes they infuriate, but it’s always interesting to get a sense of what’s on the so-called minds of your neighbors. Case in point: todays’ letter defending the institution of marriage, by Missoula resident Mike Dey. Mr. Dey’s letter is strange for a couple of reasons, but the thing that moved me to actually stir from my usual position stretched out full-length on the couch and boot up my computer was his use of a bizarre statistical anti-reasoning so innumerate (that’s the math version of illiterate) that it made my scalp itch. [more]
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Where is Barbara Bolick?
In a perfect world, it would have been impossible to forget the name of Barbara Bolick, the Corvallis resident who disappeared while hiking near Bear Creek, west of Victor, almost one year ago. In a perfect world, Barbara’s name would have been kept in front of us all this time, because in a perfect world it would have been impossible to get over this kind of mystery. It would have been incomprehensible that a 55-year-old mother of two could end up in the wind like this. [more]
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It’s Just Not Working Out
Kathryn at the The Dog Blog posted recently about whether being a good pet owner marks one out as good parent material. Apparently Kathryn’s dogs are trained to get out of the way of other people on trails, the sight of which inspired some passing hikers to opine that Kathryn is “so ready to raise children after raising those two angels.” I agree with Kathryn that this is a stretch, since — as she points out — a dog owner can use certain tools and techniques that the law tends to frown on where children are concerned, such as shock collars, crates, and confinement to the back yard. Still, her piece came along at a moment when I’ve been thinking about the same question, though I come at it from a somewhat different angle. [more]
