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Palin’s Lack of Qualifications May Spell Doom for Obama
As I sifted through news reports about Palin this weekend, I seemed to find more and more evidence suggesting that — given the upside-down, Bizarro World that American political culture inhabits — Palin will not hurt McCain’s candidacy but might even help it and, indeed, might even find herself in the Oval Office one day. I’m already anticipating that Palin will “win” her debates with Joe Biden, not despite but because of a shaky grasp on the facts of foreign policy. [more]
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Did You Know John McCain… is a Liar?First in an occasional series of "fun facts" about the Senator from Arizona.
John McCain's latest ad (linked below) claims that Barack Obama says "Iran is a tiny country and doesn't pose a serious threat."
Here's what Obama actually said:
“Strong countries and strong Presidents talk to their adversaries. That’s what Kennedy did with Khrushchev. That’s what Reagan did with Gorbachev. That’s what Nixon did with Mao. I mean, think about it: Iran, Cuba, Venezuela — these countries are tiny compared to the Soviet Union. They don’t pose a serious threat to us the way the Soviet Union posed a threat to us. And yet we were willing to talk to the Soviet Union at the time when they were saying, ‘We’re going to wipe you off the planet.’ And ultimately, that direct engagement led to a series of measures that helped prevent nuclear war and over time allowed the kind of opening that brought down the Berlin Wall.”
Now, watch John McCain's deliberate distortion of these remarks, and consider whether you really want a president who is willing to lie his way into office.
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Yes, Missoula, They Do Steal Bikes
To all the new faces in town this week, a warm welcome. I know you are busy finding apartments, figuring out class schedules, and selecting the right chocolate lab to go with your Subaru Outback, but there is something we really need to talk about, right away.
It’s your bike.
There are some people in town who want to steal it.
They have a plan, they are already out looking, and your cable lock will barely slow them down.
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And Stop Calling Us “My Friends”!
I couldn’t at first decide what was more astounding about this week's diplomatic overtures by president-elect-in-his-mind John McCain to Georgia (the country): that he felt free to make them in the first place, or that the Georgian president — who otherwise seems to be a bright young man — actually believed that U.S. troops would come parachuting to his aid, just because men like McCain and George W. Bush have been sticking their tongues in his ear these last seven years. [more]
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In the Dark
My mood of imminent apocalyptic doom isn't being helped by the way various members of the American lunatic class — McCain, Krauthammer, Bolton — have been reacting to recent events in Georgia by essentially falling to their knees and thanking God for the chance at another clear-cut, splendid little war between Good and Evil, now that the whole struggle against “Islamofascism” has grown some confusing gray areas and, frankly, become a little boring. [more]
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Let the Children Drink!
Exhibit A in the argument that political-party platforms don’t have much significance in the real world: the Montana Democratic Party’s adoption of a plank endorsing reduction of the state’s drinking age from 21 to 18. It’s hard to imagine the legislature ever moving ahead with this idea, not least because it would cost the state a boatload of federal highway funds, but also because it would cause all the simple-minded moralists among the electorate — i.e., the majority — to pop their eyeballs out of their heads on long stalks and flap their tongues out of their slackened jaws while making that old Navy-ship “awooogah” alarm noise. [more]
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Sweet Mother Lortab
Judging by the mental feebleness of some of the regular commenters here at New West, I’m guessing that a few of you are believers in so-called “intelligent design,” so can one of you please explain to me what is so intelligent about the human neck? I ask because I’ve apparently caused grievous injury to mine with nothing more than pillows, which seems indicative of the kind of bug that never should have made it past beta testing. [more]
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The Fire This Time
As the little people in the television never tire of informing us, we are a deeply divided nation these days, polarized to the extreme and unable to agree on much. For example, is Barack Obama an undercover Black Panther or a brie-loving snob? (I mean, you can’t really have it both ways.) Is John McCain a doddering opportunist who’s never held a policy position he couldn’t reverse, or… well, actually, that’s clearly what John McCain is, no question about it, and I assume we can all agree on that, at least. [more]
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Video: Most. Annoying. Wolf. Ever.In the video, the three bears are ambling along in a grassy clearing when this wolf comes up and just will not leave them alone.
Momma bear chuffs and charges and the wolf runs off… only to lope back into the frame a little later, nipping at the bear cubs and bowing down like a playful German Shepherd.
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Your Very Own Copy of the Memo
I think the Obama-hating ranter assumed that this poor woman was requesting library-like silence so she could work undisturbed, but I doubt that this was actually what she wanted. Like me, I’m sure she anticipated a certain level of noise when she decided to settle down to work in a coffee shop. It’s just that — like me, like increasing numbers of everyone — she just probably also assumed that the days of loud cell-phone conversations in restaurants and coffee shops have pretty much gone the way of firing up a stogey in the same settings. [more]
